Just in time for New Years Eve parties,
the Piperlime Lime Tag Sale comes knocking at our doors.
"Hey Katie! It'ssss me! Your BFF Piperlime! We've got some crazy wicked salesssssss right now. Come on over and take a look. Whatssssss that you say? No cash? No worriessssss. You can use you Gap card and even earn pointssssss. And it'ssss free shipping!"
What's with the sssses? Oh, you know, I still think that Piperlime is my own personal serpent. Tempting me. But in a fashionable non-hell-damning way. So it'sssss all good. :)